when you are so desperate you go to the second page of google results

^^^ THIS.
this is all i can think of when i see the world “selfie”.
the word selfie is stupid and i fucking hate it.
selfie yourself in the ass.
or maybe this whole being pregnant thing is making me hate the world more than i need to. #HORMONALASFUCK
Police Officer: Ms. Lohan you're over the legal drinking limit
Lindsay Lohan: THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
love-kills-the-sweetest-people:
This is how we’ll sing when, when they try to bring us down this how we’ll be oh glory!







